His SIX pack ABS didn´t CUT it in the gym

His FRIENDS in COLlege GOT it: sweet KISSes from the CHICKS: they TOLD him

YOU´RE a nice GUY: NOT my type.¨

WHAT they meant: Öh HELL no!  You QUENtin TaranTINO looking GENERIC fugh-o!

HE made straight-Aś!  HE SANG: he could PLAY the guiTAR:

He hella FUNny as F.  THAT .  was . IT

Looking at himself in is mirror

Looking at pictures of Justin Timberlake in Seventeen magazine

What made him any different from HIM?

CHORUS: HE WANTED A FACE, A FACE THAT´S TO DIE FOR!

He just wanted a look that would kill chicks! * 4

FUCKKK Oprah´s cam PAIGN!

DAMN!  Saying all GIRLS ONLY are beautiful!

JOHN Travolta, Tom Cruise, not YOU guys

Got to go under the KNIFE!

ON one of those TALK shows AVERAGE-Joe HAD exTENsive PLAStic SURgery

TO look like BRAD Pitt!

Was a SMASH-hit success

ALL things ARE POSSible!  ALL praise-aise to the AL mightly DOL lar!   

He THREW away the bottle FILLED with sleeping PILLS

By the TIME I´m 35 I´LL save up the money!

GOT a second job: playing the guitar open mic nights each weekend singing

The man with a PLAN SECond chance to LIVE: get BACK WHAT he never HAD!

CHORUS repeats:

GOD creATED you the WAY he MADE you to BE UNIquely BEAUtiful IN your own

WAY! STOP trying to BE something you´re NOT!

FAITH in God GAVE him a BRAND new SOUL.

ALL HE needed NOW was a NEW FACE

His Inner sunshine unable to shine past the pain behind his blue eyes

HIS body NEEDed to be BORN a GAIN!

He wrote Oprah: hoping for a short-cut to his dreams

He applied to be on Extreme Makeover OVER and over and over and over and...

CHORUS repeats: